воскресенье, 26 декабря 2010 г.


Riddles On Christmas

Q: What's red and white and black all over?
A: Santa Claus after he slid down the chimney.
Q. What do you get if Santa comes down your chimney when the fire is ablaze?
A: Crisp Kringle.
Q. What do you call people who are frightened of Santa?
A: Claustrophobic
Q. What do you get if you team Santa with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
A: Sandy Claws!
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas?
A: The turkey, he is always stuffed.
Q: How many reindeer does Santa Have???
A: 10 (named Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudoph (the one with the red nose), Olive.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: What are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
A: They both drop their needles.

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